HOLY SHIT IT IS LIKE A BEAR TRAP FOR MY PENIS
THIS IS THE SCARIEST THING EVER
rainbowsandsmilesandhappythings:
I TRIED TO TELL MY HISTORY CLASS ABOUT THIS AND EVERYBODY THOUGHT I WAS MAKING IT UP AND MY TEACHER WAS LAUGHING AT ME AND I’M LIKE GOD DAMN IT PEOPLE IT’S A REAL THING AND A GOOD THING
The frog does not drink up the pond in which he lives.
— Native American Proverb
THIS IS THE ONLY CAT I COULD FIND IN THE DOZEN PAGES OF CRAP I SCROLLED THROUGH
GODDAMNIT



